The level of cute I feel today is off the charts. For the first time in ages, I stood around in my bra and panties and felt like I could totally walk around in public like this. Everyone should be jealous of the about of body positivity radiating off of me right now.
i have never ever watched or read harry potter can i have an award for that
there you go
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis