The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

Apr 18 / 152,948 notes
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merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”
If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

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kelleycarries:

i wish more harry potter fic would focus on the fact the trio were teenagers in the 90’s think of what we could have

  • the muggleborn students bringing lisa frank notebooks to school to the bemusement of the other students only to start a sparkle rainbow unicorn phase
  • kids charming pokemon cards with the same magic used to make their photos move dont pretend you wouldnt want that
  • a desperate attempt from the teachers to put a stop to the pokemon card game (if one more duel breaks out over that goddamn shining charizard card) which fails because the students just end up charming them to keep the cards hidden
  • magical wizards taking advantage of the beanie baby craze and creating toys infused with magical properties - hippogriffs and doxy’s and a whole range of mini dragons that can breathe realistic fire. arthur weasley had to work three weeks straight to calm down the mess that started when muggle collectors somehow got hold of them
  • hermione bringing her portable cd player (and large bag of cds) to the burrow one evening to listen to some music while she does her work and having to explain to mr weasley it’s exact properties and function
  • harry finding an old tamagotchi in dudley’s old room and givng it to ron for a laugh. ron manages to kill it in five minutes
  • skip it vs quidditch arguments in the common rooms (what do you mean you just jump over it wheres the skill in that)
  • everyone knows the fresh prince of bel air theme tune, pureblood or not you know it
  • magically enchanted pogs (remember herpo the foul? he’s back, in pog form!)
  • denim on denim robes

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damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl:

ihavedna:

damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl:

I still think an awesome cosplay group would be unmorphed Power Rangers, just pick a group of their super 90s colour themed outfits and everyone have the wrist communicators and power morphers

Roller skate outfits from the first movie.

Yes

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Apr 18 / 149 notes
areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I didn’t want to post these individually but I was too distracted by everything all day so this is literally all I accomplished so I’m just going to post it so I don’t feel completely disgusted with myself
textsfromthe-avengers:

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adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

Apr 18 / 300,432 notes
bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard
Anonymous: Nice:( you are the most beautiful girl ive ever seen, and you are in a relationship and im from europe... fucking unfair:) Celebrate your anniversary with a breakup&a trip to europe!;) just kidding have a nice day:) (btw i like your blog too)

Haha, thank you so much. While going to Europe sounds like a blast, I’m quite fond of my person and so a break up just isn’t in the cards.

Thank you for all the love, with the week I’ve had, it was totally needed.

I hope you have a stellar night dude, or dudette.

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My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me
So won’t you kill me
So I’ll die happy

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