I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
I wonder if Stacy’s mom still has it going on?
i wanna raise my daughters to not text back
life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
my hobbies include talking about my fandom to people who don’t care about my fandom