- Pentecost: *introduces the Crimson Typhoon*
- Dad: That sounds like what you'd call your period.
- Dad: "Hey, are you feeling okay?" "Nah, man, I'm piloting the Crimson Typhoon."
Remember how everyone’s favorite part of Heath Ledger’s performance in Brokeback Mountain was his almost painful physical repression, his reluctance to express any emotion that wasn’t punching or SHUTTING DOWN? His voice was closed in on itself in…
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here
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muggleborns discovering the room of requirement has an internet cafe room
every muggleborn on campus mysteriously disappearing when not in class
Bisexual: *ends up in same sex relationship*
Society: THEY WERE GAY. WHOLE TIME. YUP. JUST SCARED TO COME OUT.
bisexual: *ends up in opposite sex relationship*
Society: STRAIGHT PEOPLE JUST EXPERIMENTING. ALL OF THEM.