- me: damn i need to save my money
- me: *spends $200 in a week*
Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
Fun fact: men with scruff are 400% hotter, this is science.
"sorry u weren’t invited! we just assumed u had better things to do"
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.