listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you
just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach
Anonymous asked: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.