Druid: My name is Erik with a k.
NPC: *writes name down* And your last name?
Druid: With a k.
NPC: No I got that: Erik. What’s your last name?
Druid: My last name is with a k.
NPC: Wait…is your name Erik Erik?
Druid: My last name is With a K.
NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify —
Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* “Withakay.” It is all one word.
NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right.
Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C
[softly] da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da [stands up on table] some legends are told [starts screaming] soME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD [rips off shirt] BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME [backflips off table] REMEMBER ME [goes crashing through the window] FOR CENTURIES
FOB FANDOM: DO NOT SHOVE CDS UP YOUR ASSES
- Scotland: *unfriends england*
- Scotland: *unfollows england*
*ron weasley voice* viktor krum?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of viktor krum spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of viktor krum scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying