Guys who have the audacity to send girls unsolicited dick pics are a totally different breed of moron.
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
you wouldnt think an animated movie about penguins competitively surfing which is filmed like a documentary would exist but it does and it has jeff bridges in it
fun date idea: read me fairytales and play with my hair.