niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

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tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it
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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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shefightslikeagirl:

Taken on day 2 of @marcsenter’s and my acquaintance, with the brilliant @gagemunster in the makeup trailer for @devilscarnival… Who’s up for round two? (x)

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

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j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

(Source: anarchacannibalism)

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