xxcactusdudexx:

me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot

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duckamus:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Kraken
I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing.
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kittenbite:

this is my favorite picture rn

disarmonia-mundi:

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

  • mumbling
  • not smiling
  • trailing off
  • crossing my arms
  • looking angry even though im not angry
  • the fact i cant even socialize
  • the fact im me
  • Randomly laughing hysterically after remembering a scene from my show 

what i will do to fix these habits

  • definitely nothing at all
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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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horror-is-not-dead:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

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bigbardafree:

I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.

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davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”
I want to get across that bisexuality isn’t just a transitional state from being straight to gay, or that, you know, you just help out when the homosexuals are all busy.

Alan Cumming on NPR

I just laughed so hard at this that I felt like I needed to record it somewhere.

(via lizdexia)

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uhmgilinsky:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

image

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

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Sunrise Sunplosion by (Geoff Fandrick)

gaarrett:

"what are you thinking about?"

video game characters, how i feel about video games characters, all the video games i want, how i am going to afford all the video games i want, the new consoles i want, the video games i am yet to finish…

oh, nothing”

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