girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it
people who can master that anime-but-not-really-anime art style are to be feared
telling your friend a pun like
The Minotaur glanced up at her. “So are we all, dear,” said the Minotaur kindly. “The thing to decide is what kind of monster to be. The kind who builds towns or the kind who breaks them.
— Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles