cuntsandcadavers:

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

We’re really cute when we’re drunk. 

thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

acquaintedwithrask:

curious-commodities:

eldanildiel:

battyjuice:

Fun fact- This is my actual wedding dress <3

Yes! Someone actually did it!

yES

BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU ARE ETERNALLY SURROUNDED BY KITTENS AND BUTTERFLIES

apeachylife:

moustachemanaged:

apeachylife:

It’s 2am and I just made myself a drink. 

Hmm…yes…good.

Welcome to our little get together dear(: 

J and I have been drinking since about 1 am. 

wooOo! tumblr drinking party??

Yes! 

Here is to us, love!

h0odrich:

The only thing that matters in life is cake, whether that mean booty, money or food, it all comes down to cake

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

carbohydrate:

who has a crush on me. this is very important i need this for research i am a scientist

apeachylife:

It’s 2am and I just made myself a drink. 

Hmm…yes…good.

Welcome to our little get together dear(: 

J and I have been drinking since about 1 am. 

dairodair:

moustachemanaged:

dairodair:

moustachemanaged:

dairodair:

moustachemanaged:

What babe?

The babe with the power!

What power?

The power of voodoo~! 

Who do?

You DO!

do what?

lameborghini:

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me

toopunkrockforeverything:

i

agender-unicorn:

vardaesque:

cheesoisuncool:

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

i’ll just stick to black magic thanks

heavierlight:

forever & ever & always