scott dooming himself to be hunted down by the calaveras to save a kid he barely knows
I was so close to getting laid tonight, but the universe cockblocked be again. I have the worst luck when it comes to the guys I date and their cars.
- Comic Con: knock knock
- Me: who's there
- Comic Con: not you lol
She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment
— Henry Jenkins (Director of media studies at MIT)
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Patrick singing happy birthday to Pete on his 28th
"I totally didn’t get you a present. I’m an asshole, i’m a bad friend"
"Your voice is just a gift from god"
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD