abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

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the-asgardian-tardis-at-221b:

assiest:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it

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officialvarrictethras:

people who can master that anime-but-not-really-anime art style are to be feared

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geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
I’m a monster," said the shadow of the Marquess suddenly. "Everyone says so."
The Minotaur glanced up at her. “So are we all, dear,” said the Minotaur kindly. “The thing to decide is what kind of monster to be. The kind who builds towns or the kind who breaks them.

— Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There

(Source: li-syaoron)

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wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

(Source: queenbradbury)

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Deadpool #27
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.

— (via theflowershop)

(Source: alexbost)

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light-smile-light-limb:

This is the most important post that has ever existed.