• me: wakes up
  • me: opens computer before eyelids
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egberts:

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

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brightfeathersartz:

sinistersean:

Anime is corrupting our youth, these children need to make Jesus their senpai

image

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perksofbeingafanboy:

what do people who aren’t obsessed with fictional characters do with their lives

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shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

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the-chandelier-swing:

Top 5 sex positions

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  • "sort by price: low to high"
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gayleaf:

*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*

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sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

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  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."
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anonymously send me a “wink wonk” if you’ve ever had dirty thoughts about me

(Source: puppercat)

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep)

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qnarl-y:

woah.