thekingdomofben:

thekingdomofben:

A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old

She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly all about smashing the patriarchy through rhyme and I respect that

pay attention to me.”

Things said when nothing is happening on Tinychat. 

Come hang out with J and I. We can share a drink or two and be rather obnoxious together. 

dairodair:

that saddest moment ever is when you realize your glass is empty and there’s still room for alcohol.

Wow, fuck you.

ohmyloki:

i feel like they more than made up for the lack of a shirtless scene in the avengers by providing us with perfect views of other glorious assets

theomeganerd:

Ubisoft has confirmed that Aveline will be playable in Assassin’s Creed IV

The series’ lone female protagonist will be the focus of three missions that will be exclusive to PlayStation platforms.

shigaretto:

i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself

rai-redemption:

This is cosplay

this is fun

this is expressing yourself and the chracter

for all fandoms to enjoy

no matter what YOU look like

or what gender you are

as long as you are having fun

that is cosplay

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.