when ur otp is destroying you but ur friend just doesn’t ship it
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
Are you aware that there is currently a buy one get one free offer on heroin?
That’s How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter
THIS WAS MAH JAM
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
when you come up with new otp headcanons